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  • 05/12/09--15:43: Steve (chan 2070176)
  • steve!*an inside joke...*not to be confused with steve jobs, as everyone knows how evil he really is...

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  • 05/15/09--16:55: Kings Island (chan 2070176)

  • So, of course, I am typing this right when I feel like I am still on the Diamondback.. figures...

    IT. WAS. AWESOME.

    Words alone cannot describe how awesome it was, but it was insane!

    We got around to about 6 different roller coasters, but I couldn't go on one cause I was too tall...
    figures.

    But the rest were great.


    If you are planning on going on to Kings Island anytime soon, definitely go on the Diamondback!!!

  • 05/18/09--13:39: Balance (chan 2070176)
  • Just something quick i came up with.don't drop the bowls!

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  • 06/03/09--11:28: It's Official (chan 2070176)

  • So, now that I am a Junior in High School, life is great. This means that I don't actually have to listen to anyone, as far as students, except for a few seniors.

    Oh well, I guess I have to wait for school to start up again... darn... until then I guess I will just have to talk to friends via this.

  • 06/04/09--06:47: Tagged (chan 2070176)

  • Tagged By: :iconPichilote:

    {1}.Post these rules

    {2}.Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.

    {3}.At the end you have to choose 8 people to tag, and post their icons on the same journal.

    {4}.Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them.

    {5}.NO tag-backs.

    -i hate heights, despite me being tall
    -i am waiting for Friday.
    -I want school to start again
    -Star Wars > star trek
    -i hate country music
    -42 is The Answer.
    -Han Shot First
    -I love Star Wars

    I Tag:

    :icondarkness-in-light627::iconThisita::iconAoiffeNymph::iconBlaydrix::iconinnocencedied2nite::iconTyrantWave::iconDoIt

  • 06/04/09--16:58: Come Monday (chan 2070176)

  • Today is Monday. Yesterday was Sunday. The days before that were Saturday and Friday. To me, writing is like these four days of the week. Let me explain that.    In the real world, two good things happen on Friday. First, it’s payday. Second, it’s the start of the weekend. What do you choose to do? Well, regardless of what you do on Friday, it will ultimately set the mood for the rest of the weekend.    Likewise, in writing, Friday can be likened to your planning and rough draft. What you do here will affect the rest of your writing throughout the rest of the weekend. Unfortunately, I learned this lesso

  • 06/04/09--17:02: Saturday (chan 2070176)

  • Everyday, I wake up, and I go to school. I walk to class, breathe through class, live through class. Most of the time, things generally remain the same for me. However, today was different; I could feel it.    Today was Saturday.    Today I woke up, and like most cold days, it was dark outside when I woke up. I thought about turning on the T.V. Remembering that I hate to watch T.V., I forced myself to get out of bed.     When I walked up the stairs, into the living room, I was told by mom that I had to go with her to run errands, and get a haircut. Great… I mean it is just a haircut… righ

  • 06/08/09--10:20: Best 404 error page (chan 2070176)

  • These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed   The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.   Please try the following:       * Click the Refresh Regime change button, or try again later.      * If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).      * To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Insp

  • 06/10/09--18:15: Character quiz (chan 2070176)

  • 1) Choose one of your own characters.  2) Make them answer the following questions.  3) Then, tag three people.  4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.   Character: Maximilian Xander Kran or Macc   1) What gender are you?  Male   2) What is your age?  24.5 years old   3) Do you want a hug?  Considering my current state of affairs, that isn't feasible.   4) Do you have any bad habits?  If I told you, I would have to kill you. Seriously.   5) What is your favorite food?  I will tell that it's not broccoli.   6) What is your fav

  • 06/12/09--07:07: Terms of Employment (chan 2070176)

  • Thank you for your interest in working for us here at Jerks-r-US. However, before you start tomorrow, there are a few things you should probably know.   -Salary: will be determined upon employment.   -Raises:We currently maintain the following view:       -If you are wearing Prada, or a Rolex, we assume you are financially well off, and you don't need a raise.       -If you are poor, we assume you don't know how to manage your money, and you don't need a raise.       -If you dress normally, we assume you know how to manage your money,

  • 06/24/09--17:37: The annoying tag (chan 2070176)

  • 001. What's your given name? Jon
    002. Do you have a middle name? A.
    003. What's your last name?
    004. Do you got a nickname? Yes
    005. Age? Old Enough
    006. Gender? Um, Male last time I checked..
    007. Date of birth?
    008. Zodiac sign? alien?
    009. Where do you live? Home
    010. Do you have a girlfriend/ boyfriend? no
    011. What's his/ her name? not applicable
    012. Have you ever been in love? Tell the name. nope
    013. What's your favorite color? BLUE!
    014. Are you pierced? no.
    015. What's your favorite song? Teenage Wasteland
    016. Do you have any tattoos or wanna get any? none
    017. If yes, what kind of and which bodypart(s)?
    018. Whe

  • 06/25/09--18:11: A little puzzle. (chan 2070176)

  • you will need this:http://www.myersdaily.org/joseph/javascript/alphac.html

    and this:

    qS T63AyO Pw4N vz9M4 JpU qJe3 X3K MtuWWQ nGGMONGAZ7 Lh qIJ7C2/ 9hgW j9CG0Oy.

    DJfDD9A0, yqg pWer CSv 6jQfUls +ej uPM00y V8xNI, tE1+w 167O0K11gvV39jwH.


    you all figure out the key.

  • 07/12/09--18:24: BEHS (chan 2070176)
  • A stamp for any BEHS student.

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  • 08/04/09--05:42: Survey stolen from someone else (chan 2070176)

  • 1.YOUR NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS?
    nahtanoJ [Jonathan]

    2. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
    :icondarkness-in-light627: however, I don't claim her.

    3. THE LAST THING YOU DOWNLOADED ON TO YOUR COMPUTER?
    um... well... probably a program of some sort.

    4. HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A 9 VOLT BATTERY?
    omg! it was awesome!

    5. LAST TIME YOU SWAM IN A POOL?
    last thursday

    6. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY?
    No

    7. THERE IS NO QUESTION.
    I like no questions!

    8. TYPE OF MUSIC YOU DISLIKE MOST?
    country

    10. DO YOU HAVE CABLE?
    Nope

    11. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN ON A MOPED?
    Yeah, it was awesome

    12. EVER MADE A PRANK PHONE

  • 08/04/09--09:17: Somethin Different (chan 2070176)

  • TEN things you want to say to TEN different people.

    1. I'm sick and tired of how you are living your life. Take control, live it the way it should be lived.
    2. Even though it has been years since we have seen each other, I am still mad at you. Never shall I get over it. And when I do see you, you better be prepared for a couple of hits.
    3. You are probably the one person that comes closest to replacing my brother. For that, I am grateful.
    4. You sometimes don't know when to shut up, and you keep on talking. Idiot.
    5. You know too much.
    6. You need to learn to lighten up about a few things.
    7. You need to think about something that is

  • 08/30/09--17:41: Random 001 (chan 2070176)
  • Just something I randomly created..

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  • 09/13/09--15:02: Random 002 (chan 2070176)
  • Random 002

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  • 10/08/09--13:05: Devious Journal Entry (chan 2070176)

  • Stolen from ~TetrisZ

    1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
    -- Jonathan

    2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
    -- Jonizzle (o_0)

    3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
    -- Blue Wolf (...?   wow....)

    4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
    -- BroJo

    5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
    -- Black Jones (that's not racist...)

    6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters o

  • 10/11/09--11:21: Thisita (chan 2070176)
  • as depicted by me, lolSlight note:This is:A) in the futureB) my rendition of said future.In connection with the 5th, 6th, and 7th dimensions, this is but one of many possibilities.

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  • 10/17/09--15:46: Parabolic Fields (chan 2070176)

  •         It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. In the year 5412, people have access to limitless amount of information that spans the homely planet Earth. Everyone is connected to The Network, and everyone participates, continuously adding new information all the time.   In the past one-hundred years, there has been increasing focus on the size of the Human population on Earth. With numbers now increasing at a rate of 5% monthly, the population hit a new record last month at 96.8 Billion. The concern has been so great that the President of the Earth has called for a Summit of Mat

  • 10/31/09--10:15: A Random Screen (chan 2070176)
  • A house that I am making for someone

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  • 12/28/09--08:21: Random Question(s) of the week... Answered. (chan 2070176)

  • In response to Thisita’s journal, I have decided to post it here for everyone’s reference:

    “So if I were to crash at your place tonight for 3 straight nights,
    1.) What do you think the worst thing would be?
    2.) What do you think the best thing would be?
    3.) How would you take that awkward moment when I ask if I can crash your place?”


    To answer, I am going to take the liberty of numbering the questions numerically, increasing in units of "1". I have demonstrated this by labeling the questions above.

    My answers to the questions will also be numerically labeled. These labels designate a correlation between the q

  • 12/31/09--13:03: Random question of the week... 2 (chan 2070176)

  • This week, I am presented with a question that is a little deeper than last week's question. (Which you can find here: http://20rules.deviantart.com/journal/29216529/ )

    However, I am keeping with old traditions, and I am breaking down the questions.

    Original Question Format:

    What do I do that makes me so boring?  Makes me seem so beneath everybody?  Drives me to wonder if I need to make drastic change to myself as people say having a heartattack brings on one.  Answer that please, and I will be indebted to you for a while.

    My Altered Version: (Can you spot the typo in the original?)

    1. What do I do

  • 01/04/10--13:00: Talent? (chan 2070176)

  • The following is a response to this question: "Do you believe there is such a thing as talent? Why or why not?"   Response:    Personally, I do not believe in talent.   Over the course of many long years, I have gained an advanced knowledge of computer sciences, along with and advanced knowledge of many other types of technology.   People will ask me, "How did you learn?" I'll tell them it took many long years. However, in their own persistence, they will manage to reply about my particular set of "talents".   Do I believe in talent?   No, I do not.   Talent is merely

  • 01/05/10--19:11: Procrastination (chan 2070176)

  • A long time ago, give or take a few years, a group of like-minded individuals formed what has become known as Advanced Placement classes. More recently, these classes have been granted the use of the acronym "A. P."    Today, I am here to inform you that "A.P." no longer means "Advanced Placement". Rather, in modern times it has taken on the meaning of "Advanced Procrastination".     This is a problem that must be addressed in our school. Over the next few minutes we will discuss the following two questions: 1) Why is procrastinations a problem? 2) What can be done?     Procrastination, for our pur

  • 01/06/10--13:43: People of the dAmn Nation. (chan 2070176)

  • I am holding a contest unlike any held before.
    This year, I am keeping track of all my emails received from Facebook.
    In the comments below, if you would like to enter the contest, then leave a comment.

    I am saving any and ALL emails. So the number by the end of the year will probably be up there.
    Make the number feel right.


    You have until (as of right now) 9 P.M., E.S.T.



    That is all.

  • 01/11/10--13:07: Declaration of War (chan 2070176)

  • People of deviantART, let it be known I have declared war.

    In the coming years, I will be writing a series of novels. However, all that you need to concern yourself with is that these novels all revolve around WWIII. (Maybe WWIV... haven't yet decided.)


    What can you do?
    -submit ideas for character personalities.(Personality quirks, temperaments, etc.)


    Ask not what I can do for you, but what you can do for me.


    That is all.


    -Jon

  • 02/05/10--12:22: It is the Weekend!!! (chan 2070176)

  • First off, I want to say that I am glad to get this week off of the books!
    Monday, was lame, as well as Tuesday.
    Wednesday I stayed after school to take a Math Test for the District Academic Team Competition. Again, it was a very late night devoted to Academic Team activities.
    Thursday, we had the award ceremony, and Math was announced first >_>
    Unbelievably, I placed first in our whole district!
    Today, I left school with no Calculus homework, however, I have to study for AP English and Calculus.

    Anyhow, another week is on the books!
    That means 54 days until Arena Scheduling for 2010!!!


    Until later.

    -Jon


    Also, I am stil

  • 04/15/10--16:00: Calling llamas! (chan 2070176)

  • If you give me a llama badge, I'll give you one back!


    http://burtonearny.deviantart.com/art/The-Llama-Song-9311361

  • 04/21/10--16:39: Suspense! (chan 2070176)

  • The suspense is building! For what?!
    Well, I'll tell you as soon as I get a few chapters written.

  • 04/25/10--15:49: A test subject (chan 2070176)
  • Just something I made today, while playing around in the Gimp.

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  • 04/25/10--16:53: A Widescreen Test (chan 2070176)
  • Another Gimp test...this time widescreen

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  • 04/26/10--16:41: Yet another Test (chan 2070176)
  • Yet another test with the Gimp.Just playing around again.

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  • 06/13/10--18:59: /sigh (chan 2070176)

  • Invariably, we all have to eat anchovies in the soup that is life.

    Unfortunately, I have fallen into eating one of the larger tuna.

    Recently, there has been a lot of unnecessary drama in my life. This drama has caused me much stress that I know I shouldn't have to deal with on an (almost) daily basis. As such, throughout the remainder of the summer, I am removing the major causes of my stress. In this event, this journal will remain here for approximately 48 hours. After such, I immediately start temporarily banning people until (at least) the start of next school year.

    I do realize that some people will consider this to be cruel, o

  • 06/28/10--18:32: 100 truths (chan 2070176)

  • Tagged by :iconThisita:
    ...
    I shall get revenge eventually for this tag.

    Oh! I gots email! *checks*

    *am back*

    0o1. Real name? Jon/Jonathan/JB/whateveryouwannacallmesolongasiamnotlatefordinner
    002. Nickname(s)? If I were to list all of the nicknames people have given me, dA would shut down. No joke.
    003. Zodiac sign? Scorpio
    004. Male or female? Male
    005. Elementary? the one that was named after the Old Mill.
    006. Middle School? The one named after my city AND I STAYED in it when the new one was built :shakefish: I concur!
    007. High School? The East one in Bullitt County.
    008. Hair color? Brown, Black, somewhere in between?

  • 07/02/10--04:23: Kitteh (chan 2070176)
  • I got my new camera yesterday, took this early today.

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  • 07/02/10--16:31: Attention. (chan 2070176)

  • This journal entry is serving as a general notice of the following:

    -I shall be leaving for NYC tomorrow. I will be making numerous stops between here and there. Along the way, I will also be taking pictures. Expect a large photo upload next week.
    -Since I shall be gone, I request that you do not go through my gallery and comment on everything. (If you do feel so inclined, however, please do as it will boost my stats.)
    -Given that I shall be gone, do not expect an immediate reply to and comments/notes/whatever you kids are calling them these days.


    That is all.

  • 07/15/10--10:05: Thisita Chat Lulz (chan 2070176)
  • me and chatting when he said that.Oh the joys of print screen.

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  • 08/08/10--17:49: Twitter!!! (chan 2070176)


  • 08/21/10--11:13: Evil Eye (chan 2070176)
  • Just snapping away!

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  • 08/21/10--11:16: Got Tounge? (chan 2070176)
  • idk how I snapped this. just happened to be there at the right time!

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  • 08/22/10--15:09: Kitteh Eyes (chan 2070176)
  • One more good one of the bunch

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  • 08/31/10--12:03: I haz cube (chan 2070176)
  • I can haz cube?

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  • 08/31/10--12:21: Meh (chan 2070176)
  • Just some papers from homework that I was working on.

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  • 09/13/10--15:20: Inspiration 1 (chan 2070176)
  • A source of inspiration.

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  • 09/13/10--15:23: Inspiration 2 (chan 2070176)
  • Another view of my source of inspiration

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  • 09/13/10--15:26: Through the Front Window (chan 2070176)
  • As the title implies, this is what I see through my front window.

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  • 09/13/10--15:30: Fade in and out (chan 2070176)
  • Just playing with the blur of the background, and my lens ^_^

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  • 09/25/10--16:32: Commissioning A Symphony in C (chan 2070176)

  • stolen from :iconthisita:

    BTW, I have approx 35,586 songs in my library. Here we go :D

    1. put your itunes, windows media player, etc. on shuffle.
    2. for each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT SOUNDS.
    4. tag at least 10 friends.
    5. everyone tagged has to do the same thing.

    1)IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

    Goodbye Earl ~ Dixie Chicks

    2)HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

    Need to Shout ~ Architecture In Helsinki

    3)WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

    You are alive ~ Crosby, Stills & Nash

    4)HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

    Stripped ~ Depeche M

  • 10/04/10--18:06: Another Stolen Meme! Woot! (chan 2070176)

  • Stolen from :iconThisita:

    1. put your itunes, windows media player, etc. on shuffle.
    2. for each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT SOUNDS.
    4. tag at least 10 friends.
    5. everyone tagged has to do the same thing.

    1)IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

    "Call Me" - Blondie

    2)HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

    "Seeing Feeling Bleeding" - Dischange

    3)WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

    "Return to Me" - Dean Martin

    4)HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

    "Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey

    5)WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

    "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" - Cake

  • 11/04/10--17:51: Journalism is Dead (chan 2070176)

  • It is the best of times; it is the worst of times. In the year 2015, people have access to a breadth and depth of information unimaginable in an earlier age. Everyone contributes in some way, participating in a living, breathing media scape. The press as-you-know-it has ceased to exist. Twentieth century news organizations are an afterthought: a lonely remnant of a not too distant past. In 2015, print journalism is dead. Currently, in 2010, journalism is dying.   Dying in my most humble opinion means 'approaching death'. Naturally, the criterion of this definition leads to the state of death. For example, a business that has filed b

  • 12/27/10--09:31: Attack zee Backpack (chan 2070176)
  • An old pic I thought I would upload.

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  • 12/27/10--09:34: I nom backpack (chan 2070176)
  • Another old pic

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  • 12/27/10--09:38: What's that? (chan 2070176)
  • Yet another old pic.

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  • 02/03/11--17:26: Genius Admist Boredom (chan 2070176)
  • I was bored tonight, and I decided to draw this. For whatever reason, this came out.A dim light bulb. Much like what I am when I am bored: dim and unproductive.

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  • 02/05/11--07:51: Dirty Little Secret (chan 2070176)
  • A spur of the moment shot.BTW: These two peoplez are not me People in this:

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  • 02/05/11--12:52: Random (chan 2070176)

  • Randomly ebil blog entry in your messages.

    Discuss.

  • 02/27/11--12:03: Toll Booth Smile (chan 2070176)
  • On our trip, this was taken in Pennsylvania at a Toll Booth.I told dad (who was driving) to tell the toll booth person to smile.

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  • 02/27/11--12:05: Toll Booth Smile 2 (chan 2070176)
  • On our trip, this was taken in New York at a Toll Booth.I told dad (who was driving) to tell the toll booth person to smile.

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  • 10/11/11--13:08: Pearl (chan 2070176)
  • My Kitty

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